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BOGOTA, June 9 - Four children from an Indigenous community in Colombia were found alive in the south of the country more than five weeks after the plane they were traveling in crashed in thick jungle, Colombia's President Gustavo Petro said on Friday.
The children were rescued by the military near the border between Colombia's Caqueta and Guaviare provinces, close to where the small plane had crashed.
"A joy for the whole country! The four children who were lost ... in the Colombian jungle appeared alive," Petro said in a message via Twitter.
Three adults, including the pilot, died as a result of the crash and their bodies were found inside the plane.
Preliminary information from the civil aviation authority, which coordinated the rescue efforts, suggests the children escaped the plane and set off into the rainforest to find help.
Rescuers, supported by search dogs, had previously found discarded fruit the children ate to survive, as well as improvised shelters made with jungle vegetation.

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Hello, /SquaredCircle.
As many of you are aware, Reddit has announced their plan to start charging for API access, a change that would most likely result in any third party apps and any other open source Reddit modifcations being forced to shut down.
You can read our initial post regarding this change and how it affects our community here.
In short, the moderating team decided to private/blackout the SquaredCircle subreddit from Monday, June 12th, through Thursday, June 15th.
After watching the news spread, taking in Reddit's response, and conferring amongst ourselves, we have decided to lengthen the blackout indefinitely.
For the benefit of those skimming for a TL;DR:

/SquaredCircle will blackout on June 12th and stay blacked out indefinitely until satisfactory changes are made regarding Reddit's API.

We do not come to this decision lightly, and below you will find some of the multitude of reasons why we will be taking this stance moving forward.

Loss of users and contributors.

This is the immediate concern for most of you reading this. A good 20% of the users on reddit as a whole currently use third party apps to access reddit. These will no longer be a viable option, as two of the biggest apps, Apollo and RIF will be shutting down due to the cost changes outlined by Reddit.
Many users across the platform and in our sub have stated that a loss of these will cause them to drop from the community entirely due to how difficult the official Reddit app and mobile platforms operate.

Insufficient accessibility support, mod tool support, and support in general.

The new API changes full-stop will deplatform users who are visually impaired. It has been mentioned in both calls with developers and moderators that the official Reddit app does not satisfactorily, adequately, or even BARELY help with accessibility in any way. The third-party apps that will be shutting down are currently the only options available for some to access this community.
These changes will also diminish moderation tools. Across the entire site, unpaid volunteer moderators of subreddits utilize many third party tools and kits to make moderation easier. The changes to the API will severely hamstring an already hamstrung collective of unpaid volunteers who make your favorite subreddits tolerable. With diminished mod tools, you will see an increase in obvious bots and astroturfing, as removing of this content will be done manually. NSFW content will also become unviewable for third-party apps and tools, which will make it absurdly easier for spammers, scammers, porn-bots, and creepers to sneak into the community.
In addition, this will also mean the end of helpful quality-of-life bots that operate within Reddit. RemindMe, video downloading bots, and more will go away under the new API access guidelines.
All of this can fall under a lack of support from Reddit as a whole. From accessibility, mod tools, the barebones functionality of the mobile app and the website in general, the moderation team does not have faith that Reddit will address these concerns in a timely or satisfactory manner.

A vote of no confidence.

As mentioned previously, a call took place between developers, moderators, and the Reddit team yesterday. Here are the official notes as posted by Reddit, along with takeaways and notes from the developers and moderators themselves that they feel were not properly expressed in Reddit's summary.
We as a team agree that many of the concerns regarding the timeline of these changes (developers were given only 30 days advance notice to figure something out), the needs of all end-point users, moderators, etc. were not addressed sufficiently.
Alarmingly, per the developer of Apollo, Reddit appears to have fabricated allegations that the Apollo dev "blackmailed" and "threatened" Reddit for money. The Apollo dev has published audio and a text transcript of the calls in question to verify that this did not happen, in the aforementioned link.
Earlier today, an AMA with spez took place and it backfired like an AEW Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch. He was buried like a WWE Superstar in their hometown. Even Ryback's AMA fared better. Among some of the non-answers we have received: a promise to have new moderation tools created after the API changes, rather than before, a vague assurance that the official app will be accessible. No specific plans, and doubling down on allegations that the developer of Apollo "blackmailed" them. At least one response was copypasta from another question.

But where will I go to discuss all things wrestling?

Should you want to continue chatting wrestling, we recommend checking out the official SquaredCircle Discord server.
It has live show chats, 24/7 wrestling content, voice chats, game nights, and a lot more. It’s a fun, growing community. However, please keep in mind that subreddit rules do still apply.
It will also be the first place (along with the /SquaredCircle Twitter at @WredditOfficial) to find updates on when or if the subreddit opens back up.

In closing:

The moderating team as a whole does not make this decision lightly, but we do make it unanimously.
We believe that the changes Reddit is attempting to enact are not only a detriment to us as a mod team, but to developers, all users, and Reddit as a whole.
The new API access changes and the manner in which Reddit addressed past, present, and future concerns do not give us confidence that anything will change without drastic action.
We are committed to keeping the doors of this community closed until adequate changes are made by Reddit.
Until then, know that we love you very much. Watch wrestling. Enjoy wrestling.
- The SquaredCircle Moderation Team

This will be downvoted terribly but I need to vent if only for myself
The victims families in this particular case are unusual to say the least. And. Let me say, I fully realize the grieving process is different for each of us
So many continue to comment how much they admire/respect Stacy Chapin on how she has handled the murder of her child. And immediately purchased her book, The Boy Who Wore Blue. So again, we have another family profiting on death even before the trial begins. Yes a portion of proceeds go to the foundation, but the bulk goes back to the author. She says her family is still healing, and of course they are. But sending the siblings right back to the place where their brother was brutally killed less than 2 months after the event makes me wonder how the healing is going. I just can’t fathom how sending my kids back to the scene of the crime and continue to be involved in Greek life so quickly is healthy. They certainly must be stronger than most to be thrown back into the fire and survive. But even worse, the statement that they will not be attending the trial. Yes sitting through a murder trial is certainly difficult but you are representing a loved one who no longer has a voice. The jury needs to see families and understand how much the victim was loved and will be missed. Jury members in murder trials, and death penalty trials, are taken from their everyday lives in the name of justice. but a very large percent suffer emotional and psychological problems after and find it difficult to move on. When jury member can see the families of victims they know their duty is not performed in vain. It’s how our justice system works and how you ensure justice for a loved one who was murdered. Stacy Chapin indicated attending the trial was energy wasted. I’m sorry but for me, it’s being their for my child and making sure everyone can see my child was loved, had a future, and still has a voice. A voice that will be used for victim impact statements. A meaningful rather than emotional statement can give loved ones the last word and ensure their memory stays with the public.
Again, I fully understand everyone is different. I just felt the need to point out how I feel since people continue to put this family on a special pedestal. Per Twitter today, I’ve read she does not want anything to do with the other families. Certainly her choice but she also doesn’t want her son forever linked with Xana which I felt was harsh to say publicly, especially pre trial.

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1st	My girlfriend's rejection email. You can't make this up.	u/Rhododactylus	facepalm	85,629 Upvotes	09/06/2023 08:37 UTC
2nd	Dad and daughter at a concert, so sweet	u/SinjiOnO	MadeMeSmile	77,071 Upvotes	09/06/2023 14:13 UTC
3rd	Satan has waited patiently for Pat Robertson	u/TrumpterOFyvie	WhitePeopleTwitter	58,735 Upvotes	09/06/2023 10:46 UTC
4th	How pathetic is that?	u/BoisterousMilo	facepalm	51,251 Upvotes	09/06/2023 12:00 UTC
5th	Wildfire moment	u/PunjabiCanuck	shitposting	50,095 Upvotes	09/06/2023 01:26 UTC

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Place	Body	Author	Subreddit	Score	Posted
1st	Send a reply e-mail with similar sentences : “praise the quality of the selection process”, “thank them profusely for having been considered”, “do not tell them to lick your balls”, etc.	u/Building-Careful	facepalm	13,182 Upvotes	09/06/2023 09:10 UTC
2nd	At least they gave you a no, that's more than I get.	u/annihilation511	facepalm	9,138 Upvotes	09/06/2023 11:58 UTC
3rd	Plot twist: Daughter is actually accompanying dad to his favourite gig that he was too embarassed to go on his own to.	u/Major747	MadeMeSmile	7,095 Upvotes	09/06/2023 14:31 UTC
4th	That's hysterical	u/Eve-3	facepalm	5,769 Upvotes	09/06/2023 08:40 UTC
5th	And many other Evangelicals pretending to want to help people but only want to help themselves. (...)	u/acidicbreeze	WhitePeopleTwitter	3,390 Upvotes	09/06/2023 10:53 UTC

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We will not let "Kiff" lose to preschool-shit, star-shit, cape-shit, and that hideously ugly Oceanside human skank that is Hailey Banks!: #1, #2, #3
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Us Kiffbros all shall boost "Kiff"'s steaming numbers over on Disney+! And kick out all of the Frenchmen & Frenchwomen who dare to get in the way of our Rodent goddess by using "Kiff" as a French word for "Like" over on Twitter (Seeing how Kiff will obviously be getting her name changed to something along the lines of "Kelly" in the French dub)!
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Together, we shall help "Kiff" get 5 seasons (thus giving it the official record for "2nd Disney Channel Original Animated Series to last for 5 seasons" (1st being "Paul Rudish's Mickey Mouse" (2013–2019)) and an 80-minute Musical special.
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There was no new chapter last week. Like other times when MAO is absent (and it's not a magazine break), Rumiko's twitter will post a compilation of comments. In the table of contents section of the Shonen Sunday magazine, there will be a general question for all the authors to answer.
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"Shonen Sunday is on sale today. MAO is absent this issue. In exchange, I'll present my recent comments!" - May 30, 2023

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• Question: What's an important lesson you learned as a child?
  • Answer: I learned the lesson, "Things aren't all good or evil, just art" from reading Hisao Maki's manga.
• Question: Is there anyone you'd want to meet at least once in your lifetime?
  • Answer: I'd like to admire Lu Bu from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from afar.
• Question: If you could relive your elementary school summer vacation once more, what would you do?
  • Answer: Nap.
• Question: What comes to your mind when differentiating between an "aroma" and a "stench"?
  • Answer: An aroma is curry. A stench is the chameleon plant.
• Question: If you got a single day that had 25 hours instead of 24, what would you do with the extra hour?
  • Answer: Read books and I guess flip through Twitter.
• Question: I often forget things at school. Do you have any "bad habits" you'd like to share?
  • Answer: I attempt to do too much at once and forget everything I was doing.
• Question: It's tough getting used to living alone. What are some household chores you're good at versus ones that give you a hard time?
  • Answer: I don't know if I'm particularly good at it, but I cook. What I'm not so great at is cleaning up after myself.
• Question: What's a bento side dish that upon seeing it brings you joy?
  • Answer: Tamagoyaki (rolled egg).
• Question: If you could be young again for a single day, when in your life would you return to?
  • Answer: I'd return to being 18 so I could go to buffets and eat whatever I want.
• Question: I'm going to be an adult this year!! When was the first time you started thinking of yourself as an adult?
  • Answer: When I started paying taxes.
  • *note: The reader is likely referring to Japan's "Coming of Age Day" and is probably about to turn 20 (though wikipedia says it was lowered to 18)
• Question: Tell us a food you ate on a trip and thought was tasty!
  • Answer: Chilled Chinese noodles in Iwate.
• Question: Please tell us your favorite color and why?
  • Answer: Yellow, because of Hanshin.
  • *note: as in the Hanshin Tigers baseball team

**translations from furinkan.com - this time, I matched up the comments rather than doing it all on my own